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The Best Movies From Around the World That Don't Exist and the People Who Don't Exist that Made Them. 

James Napoli, author of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, and Heidi Mastrogiovanni, author of the LaLa Pettibone Book Series are your hosts for this irreverent, mind-bending movie profile show featuring reviews, exclusive movie clips and interviews with some of the most important non-existent properties and people in the entertainment business. 




Who We Are And Who We Are Not: 

Napoli at Mic

James Napoli is the author of the best-selling The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm and its sequel The Official Dictionary of Idiocy. He has made some award-winning short films, but they were dramas and not comedies, so forget it. He also wrote drive-time radio comedy for the nation's largest syndicator, so that's some comedy there. 


Heidi Mastrogiovanni's comedic novel Lala Pettibone’s Act Two (finalist for the Foreword Reviews Book of the Year Awards) and the sequel, Lala Pettibone: Standing Room Only, explore the themes present in all her work… It’s never too late to begin again, and it must be cocktail hour somewhere. A dedicated animal welfare advocate, Heidi is fluent in German and French, though she doesn’t understand why both these languages feel they need more than one definite article.  

Our Repertory Players: 


Julie Perkins eschews bios in an effort to build anticipation.  


Chip Phillips is traveling incognito. (And audio is the perfect format for it.) 



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